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Shark Exorcist

  • Jan 14, 2022
  • 1 min read

Updated: Dec 29, 2025

Oh I was. chump for this one...



I made a spreadsheet breaking down the plot of the film... because I have problems.


the film is 1 hour, 10 minutes, and 14 seconds.

61 seconds (1min and 1sec) was devoted to shark scenes.

183 seconds (3min and 3sec) devoted to women withering on the floor.

344 seconds (5min and 44sec) devoted to Ghostwackers

there are four vomit scenes...

a dream sequence

414 seconds (6min and 54sec) are given to a mid-credit scene involving a teen girl we've never seen before shopping for a shark at an aquarium for what reason!?!?

apx 40 min of the 70 min movie are actual plot!


I'm tired!

 
 
 

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